Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%

Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

Fuddle

When with another dog and they fart then try to cuddle you i’ts called a Fuddle!

“Don’t try fuddle me u stinky fart bomb”

by Ebony jade February 21, 2018

Fiddlerstick

A person who is randy after purchasing green juice or chocolate milk at Costco

Look at that randy fiddlerstick checking out is chocolate milk and green juice from Costco

by Nicker Bradshaw July 4, 2018

Fiddler on the Roof

A sexual act in which three couples take turns freaking around, until it gets too crazy for the other two couples and they disown the third.

Brian, Greg an I did a Fiddler on the Roof with our girlfriends last night.

by Klein Duimpje September 28, 2018

Fuddlewup

A confused wanker who should stop inhaling everyone else's air, but you still somehow their friend.

What the hell were you thinking sleeping with Frank you know he just had a baby with Sarah. You are a freaking fuddlewup.

by Pocketjem September 15, 2019

fuddlefucked

To fuck an entire group of clueless retards, while they still debate what to do next.

I came in the room and fuddlefucked everything. Whilst the group looked on in disarray.

German fuddlefick the emissions on my VW

by Garage Slanger September 18, 2019

fuddlewhacker

Sometime who mastabates to the idea of fucking while cuddling.
Fück+cuddle+whack

I love fuddling so much I masturbate to it. Guess you could call me a fuddlewhacker.

by garmology April 2, 2021