fucktardious

it's like a fusing between fucking-retardedness

this is fucktardious!how the hell am i gonna play tennis!?!

fucktardious by charmaineee March 12, 2008

Fucktardlicous 

A word created by a very smart girl who's exboyfriend was obsessed with the word Fucktard and so she added the suffix licous to the end to make a word describing how groovy some fucktards can be.

Woahhhh that guyss so fucktardlicous. Oooftt i wouldd ;)

Fucktardlicous by ThatsHowMaddyRolls09 July 21, 2009

vanilla fucktard 

A Yelper who lacks experience in the world of BDSM and kink, yet tries to give the impression that they know a lot about these subjects.

This vanilla fucktard in Yelp Talk just referenced "50 Shades of Grey," and there wasn't a hint of irony in her voice.

vanilla fucktard by PoppyLand December 19, 2012

Fucktard 

A person who screws up everything that they do.
If you are stuck working with this person they will screw up all that hard work you have put in. But because this person is a fucktard they will get away with it and all blame is pushed on to you.

Dale: Jamie you've shit all over our hard work you fucktard!
Jamie Simms: I'm sorry I cant help it Dale i'm incontinant aswell as being a fucktard.
Mrs Macinally: Dale why are you shouting at Jamie again? you know he's a fucktard. Oh god and you've crapped on all your hard work. for god sake Dale!

Fucktard by Glynn Thomas April 4, 2008

fucktarded 

exhibiting behavior that is indicative of low IQ, maturity, or merely causing another inconvenience. Also used as a noun (fucktard). A person who is fucktarded is typically a person who causes much anguish in others and tends to be the object of much ridicule.

Those stupid fucktarded children cause all sorts of mayhem, making a mess out of everything.

fucktarded by _| 0 E May 10, 2008

Stick-wiggling Fucktard 

What Army Aviation mechanics like to refer to Helicopter pilots as. They wiggle a stick and they are fucking retarded, anyone can fly a helicopter, but not everyone can perform maintenance on it.

Joe: "Hey, that CW2 is a complete douche.
Bob: "Yeah, I know... he's always complaining about down-time for his aircraft.:
Joe: " well, if he weren't such a stick-wiggling fucktard, this aircraft wouldn't be messed up and he could be flying."

Stick-wiggling Fucktard by manny629 October 2, 2009

Fucktard 

The bastardisation of two words: "fuck" and "tard" - the latter being a shortened version of "retard", a derogatory word to decribe those with lesser mental ability. In use, it is an insult that can usually express two emotions at once - complete fustration and disbelief. Frustration at the stupidity of someone, and disbelief that yes, they are actually that stupid.

"He is such a fucking fucktard!"

Fucktard by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007