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fucktard contest

Formally referred to in business as a group of people who participate in a "committee". The "committee" is usually formed by someone who appears to be in charge, but is incapable of making a decision on his own.
Since there is more than one opinion, then we should have a "committee" fucktard contest to make an intelligent decision on the matter. Do I have any other volunteers fucktards who wish to join this "committee"fucktard contest?

Me: I vote that Dick be the head that committee.
Boss: Great idea! Do I have a second?
Chris: Yes, I second that Dick is the perfect candidate for that position on the committee.
Dick: I'll do my best to be the best head of committees that this department has ever seen.
by PeeOn January 5, 2008
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fucktarded

1. something so stupid, it is beyond retarded. 2. The most screwed up thing you have ever seen in your life
1. Why did you leap off the roof? That was fucktarded! 2. I paid 6000 dollars in taxes this year! That's fucktarded!
by Sam Bowles June 26, 2007
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Fucktard

50 cent is a Fucktard waste of sperm
by Madd Jester December 16, 2004
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Fucktard

A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!
by Andi March 2, 2005
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Fucktard

A grammatical note: fucktard is what is called a blend. There are many entries calling this a contraction. However, it is in fact a blend.
Other blends:

smoke + fog = smog
motor + hotel = motel
fuck + retard = fucktard
by The Swank Linguist May 26, 2007
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Alpha Fucktard

Who who is the most mentally backwards of his fellows and mates with farm animals.
Here we see the alpha fucktard leading his fellow fucktards in an effort to molest a hapless sheep.
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fuckits

When you don't feel like doing anything you have the fuckits cuz you're like, "Ehh, I could do it, but fuck it. I don't feel like it."
Dude I don't even care right now. I got a major case of the fuckits and I don't feel like doin shit.
by Kari Merchant March 24, 2009
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