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absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.
by MoLincs September 12, 2012
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Big Fucking Cock

John put his Big Fucking Cock inside his girlfriend.
by SpaceBearX August 1, 2018
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Are you fucking my ass?

1: another term for are you fucking kidding me.

2: A queshtions girls use when you stick it in the wrong hole.
1:" denisa totally fucked you in halo"
"Are you fucking my ass"
2: " babe"

"Yea"

"Are you fucking my ass?"
by Alanmakeufeel October 20, 2014
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fucking jews

Gibson: "Those fucking jews hated the Passion, do you know why sugartits?"
Officer: "Sir, if you call me sugartits again you will be tazed."
Gibson: "Because they're fucking jews Sugartits!" *tazed* "Damn jews and their tazers!"
by My name August 15, 2006
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hil-fucking-larious

adj. word used to describe something so funny that a cuss word must be inserted to show the extent of the hilarity
Larry the Cable Guy is so hil-fucking-larious
by Tha TubaSmith September 25, 2006
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Ive been fucking with the cheese thats the queso

This ikonic line in whereas JunG YOoNoH or Jung Jaehyun (the cheese fucker) says ive been fucking with the cheese thats the queso.
Fan1: iVe BeeN FUcKinG wIth the ChEeSe thaTS The qUeSo
Fan2: QuEso
Fan3: dIaMoNds DrIpPiNg bEtTer bIrNg YoUr rAinCoAt

Fan4: SplaSh
by I lIvEd in AmErIcA FoR 4 YEaRs January 17, 2019
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phone fucking

To engage in an episode of mutual masturbation with a member of the opposite sex over-the-phone (i.e., phone sex)
"Wow! Me and my girlfriend just got finished phone fucking, and she sounded so hot when she made herself cum!!"

"I met this woman on the Internet, and I think I am going to phone fuck her before I meet up with her face-to-face"

"Because my husband is away for two weeks on a business trip, I think I am going to have to phone fuck him every night when he calls me!"
by Yeezus Fan December 10, 2013
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