Friendzone reacharound

When you awkwardly side hug your friend outside McDonald's whilst people stare

I gave her the friendzone reacharound

by Fnishwhish April 24, 2022

Friendzoned

The self-inflicted limbo that man-babies complain endlessly about, when a woman they know fails to realize that she's somehow obligated to provide a romantic or sexual relationship to any man who is interested and claims to be her friend, simply because he wants it. Used by the same type of guys who claim to be "nice" yet call women used up sluts for having sex with men they're actually attracted to. Men who can't fathom being actual "friends" with a woman they find attractive if they can't act on that attraction - due to them thinking exclusively with their dicks and only seeing women as sex objects. If any man uses this term unironically, just run, because they have no real interest in you as an actual human being and will never be a real friend to you, and in fact are highly likely to go berserk on you at some point because they aren't getting what they want.

Friendzoned - "I can't believe that I've wasted 2 years of my life pretending to give a shit about a chick who won't even give me the sex I deserve! I pretended to listen to her problems and enjoy hanging out with her without her getting naked for me even ONCE, and this is how she repays me? Screw that bitch, I'm tired of being stuck in the Friendzone"!

by LauRenFree April 25, 2022

Friendzone

My dumbass friend's idea of a friendship

Johnny got out in the friendzone again, looks like he got another friend

by y e s n t May 13, 2022

Friendzone

What u r. Im sry :(

Me: She told me she wanted to be friends
You: Yeah you have been friendzoned

by Dingy Ging Indian March 27, 2022

Friendzone

An insult used by females, telling their simps to be gay or a virgin forever.

Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Fuck off, and get friendzoned, you fucking gay virgin.
Guy: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 30, 2022

reverse friendzone

when your love interest friendzones you and in an effort to spark him/her interest, you pretend to friendzone him/her too by acting less interested or by talking about other girls/gals while actually still being in love with that person because you're unable to move on

Bob: "i've heard women are turned on by men who show no interested in them"
Chris: "yeah, I've heard about that too and tried to reverse friendzone my love interest Alice after she friendzoned me by pretending i wasn't interested but it didn't work"

by selfcuck January 12, 2021

Friendzone

It means that you are fucked and not fucked at once.

Guy1: Hey man, my girl told me she just wants to be friends with me
Guy2: F man! You just got friendzoned...

by nowalex May 13, 2021