fostered

when a woman is gang raped on a pinball machine a la jodie foster in 'the accused'.

i got so drunk last night i barely remember getting fostered before i left the bar.

by tayintheway January 16, 2011

the habitual shadow farter

This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.

Stay tuned for Dr. Phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

foster

an absolutley chill and perfect guy with bright blue eyes and has a hipster side. wheels girls in but plays hard to get and makes all females fall madly over him not on purpose. beach bum with straggley hair and glasses. knows what girl he wants but plays with her heart.

foster iskicking incredibly dope shit

by beach hipster January 19, 2011

20 footer

When a girl looks good from 20 feet away, but when you get close to her shes not.

Guy: Yo man check that bitch up there she looks hot.

..a few seconds later..

Other Guy: Ahhh fuck no dude she aint hot.

Guy: Bitch was a 20 footer dawg.

Other Guy: Yeaa wooordd.

by Chase P August 17, 2006

Bank Farter

When a blonde girl is in a long line for an ATM full of guys and just got done eating Mexican food and releases what she thinks is a silent fart but is quite loud and they all know its her.

Blonde: I shouldn't have eaten that mexican food before we came here, i have to you know.

Woman: Just do it, its all guys in line anyway

Blonde: *farts happily*

Man to another man: i think that blonde girl just farted?!?!

Woman: Hey you have a new nickname Bank Farter.

by zangetsu2894 November 13, 2011

A Ten Footer

A girl that looks really fuckin good about ten feet away but when she gets in eye distance you just want to make up something to get away

See that chick walkin towards us?

Yea DUDE she is fuckin bomb?

(girl walks by)

Dude that chick was a ten footer

Agreed

by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009

condom farter

1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.

2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.

1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!

2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!

by KC the gawd March 16, 2008