by Al Bravo May 19, 2006
Dance shoe that only protects the ball of the foot. It has little straps that run between the toes hence the fabulous name - FOOT THONG!
'My Tracy! That is a delightful foot thong you have there'
by MaddyMoo September 26, 2004
A stupidly big shoe. When someone's shoe is so mammoth it is as if they're sailing down the street in those gargantuan laced souls.
The only shoes the little asian lady could find to wear were Shaq's slippers, so she walked out to get the mail in a pair of foot canoes.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
by java monster February 18, 2008
Tapping your foot on the brake as you pass a highway patrol or police car to make the policeman feel intimidating and important.
I unwittingly passed the highway patrol car going 10 miles over the speed limit; had I not given him a last-second foot salute I'd be sitting in traffic school right now.
by richies February 17, 2010
The result of when a girl gets too drunk to walk home in her heels, so she takes them off and walks barefoot on the nasty ass streets.
by Mali Boom Boom October 20, 2010
by Angry Stockholder August 21, 2019
When you are stuck in stop-go traffic and your foot gets really tired from switching from the gas to brake pedal so rapidly.
by KTMcEntee January 14, 2014