flushing, michigan

A small hick town most often referred to as "toilet town" by neighbors, where citizens pride themselves on making obscene amounts of money, while being so socially sheltered that it is difficult to mesh in normal society. Lots of cornfields, minivans, a.y.s.o teams, drugs, and adulterous marriages.

pete: "where are you from?"
sarah: "flushing, michigan"
pete: " oh, toilet-town, huh? we kicked your asses in football. And I think your mom's screwing my dad."

by felicityt1 October 24, 2008

Flushing

A very interesting town in the borough of Queens, NY. Having lived here for a good 12 years I can safely say that the Asian-American population is large and in control, with Main Street basically overloaded with all kinds of Korean stores. Roosevelt Avenue, which intersects Main Street, is where the famed 7 train starts and later ends in Times Square. It also makes stops to CitiField, new home of the New York Mets. Aside from the large Asian population, there are also a good amount of Hispanics/Latinos, Blacks and White living here, so you're never alone. Flushing is also home to a major bus hub which makes traveling all the more easier and interesting, with bus route going all the way from Ridgewood to Little Neck (Or Long Island). Crime rate is pretty low around here too, so don't be scared to visit once in a while. Sure, P.S 20's park is a common hangout for a lot of teens but they're cool. Also home to New York City's oldest high school as well.

Once you get used to it, Flushing isn't a bad place!

by TheSpectacularOne May 5, 2009

Royal Flush

THE BEST YOU CAN GET....!

in poker having a straight 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace all the same suit.

AKA wet dream

Fred almost wet himself when he was dealt the ace and king to make the Royal Flush.

by TwitChy December 14, 2003

flushed

A state of intoxication where one begins to feel warm, pleasent, and craves more to drink. When some one has drank enough alcohol to feel beyond buzzed, but not quite tipsy.

Those four shots did me well, and I'm feeling flushed.
Hey boys, I'm feeling flushed, let's grab another beer.

by Elliot Moore January 8, 2006

Flush

Having more than enough money to live beyond ones basic needs.

Michael: "Hey Andreas, do you have enough cash to go and have a few beers?"

Andreas: "Of coarse — payday was yesterday, I'm flush!"

by MiykeyP August 28, 2013

Chop-Flush

The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.

Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!

by westfalia December 3, 2009

Flushtration

The anger/fright resulting from poo that just won't do down.

John's toilet needs to be upgraded. It just causes flushtration.

by Leprechaun211 January 14, 2010