Flapped Ass

Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).

1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"

2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"

- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"

by thatoneguywhosaysstuff March 10, 2011

flapdrol

a freak, dork

why is he eating a chair
what a flapdrol

by pandapandapandabamboe February 14, 2012

Flappacino

When your dick becomes a swizzle stick for molten diarrhea after ass fucking a fatty.

Dude! I was ass plowing my fatty fantasy last night and she totally flappacinoed my cock! It still smells like shit!

by Moose knuckle h8r September 28, 2017

shit flap

Someone who will not stop talking bullshit and lies.

When he drinks he talks non stop bullship so i think he is a shit flap.

by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

teat flap

a tit that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.

sometimes i think of your grannie's teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==D -ing (m-bating).

by Diquey Tiqle August 11, 2009

Talking Flap

A term used in South-East Pennsylvania to describe someone speaking in an insulting or offensive way.

Dylan: Boy, I caught you doing hand stands in the shower.
Josh: You talking flap?

by colesalad007 May 15, 2020

Boston flapjack

Similar in execution to the Boston Pancake, except that an oats-based meal (Muesli, Scottish porridge) must have been had before the event.

So my boy was going to give me a b. pancake breakfast but it turned out to be a Boston flapjack...
Still yummy though!

by quenarel March 13, 2009