A group of 4 washed-up men in their late 20's and early 30's who played high school sports together but are no longer athletic by any means embark on a long weekend vacation involving cocaine-fueled, homoerotic activities in another state (typically during the winter months) with the guise of a "Boys golf trip"
Florida 4 man 1: "The Florida 4 trip was so epic bro! It was two weeks ago and I still can't breathe through my nose"
Florida 4 man 2: " Bro, it still hurts when I sit. Florida 4 was awesome!"
Florida 4 man 2: " Bro, it still hurts when I sit. Florida 4 was awesome!"
by Rigz57 January 28, 2022
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Time to go to Las Flores middle school,I wonder how many kids in that dirty whore navehs group Are gonna make fun of me.
by Thots will die December 13, 2018
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Find the meth here, just down the road from the Marathon. Looking for a good night? Catch the usual hooker walking along this road.
by A stranger December 20, 2016
Get the old town florida mug.Dover, Florida is a small Hispanic community off of East Tampa and if you’re from around the area, it’s mostly popular for its gang “Dover Locos” the East side gang dominated by one major family but are not the only East gang in the area and you’ll find the neighborhoods littered with gang graffiti nothing but Sur 13 crossed out and “F scrap” “412” writing almost every fence or stop signed is tagged over the rivalry but in present day is a ghost town. There’s literally no other reason to move here unless you’re looking for construction work or the strawberry fields. Only interesting thing is the horse racing and quinces at a ranch but always be ready for a fight or shooting to break out. I like to call it “little Mexico” because the Mexican stores, Mexican gangs, and mainly Mexican family’s that live in dover, fl.
by Sunshinestate813 February 22, 2022
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Some characteristics of the Florida Cracker:
1. Knows how to fish by instinct- was in to bass fishing before Bass Pro Shop existed.
2. Prefers to swim in a lake or creek, not a pool.
3. Knows what swamp cabbage is and how to cook it.
4. Takes his hat off whenever DIXIE or any Lynyrd Skynyrd song is played.
5. Liked NASCAR better when it wasn't on TV. (MRN)
6. Knows that cane syrup is what you eat on biscuits. Gravy is what you eat with squirrel and rice.
7. Doesn't mistake a gopher for a turtle.
8. Knows that Fla. women are the best there is.
9. Says the blessing before eating.
10. Knows how to get to Hog Valley, Yankeetown, Scrambletown, and Yeehaw Junction.
Some characteristics of the Florida Cracker:
1. Knows how to fish by instinct- was in to bass fishing before Bass Pro Shop existed.
2. Prefers to swim in a lake or creek, not a pool.
3. Knows what swamp cabbage is and how to cook it.
4. Takes his hat off whenever DIXIE or any Lynyrd Skynyrd song is played.
5. Liked NASCAR better when it wasn't on TV. (MRN)
6. Knows that cane syrup is what you eat on biscuits. Gravy is what you eat with squirrel and rice.
7. Doesn't mistake a gopher for a turtle.
8. Knows that Fla. women are the best there is.
9. Says the blessing before eating.
10. Knows how to get to Hog Valley, Yankeetown, Scrambletown, and Yeehaw Junction.
The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.
by The Last Rebel September 3, 2008
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Get the Florida mug.West Florence High School - Sure the traffic getting to and from West Florence sucks, but who wouldn't want to go to a school that was ranked #1 in the country for drug use ;)? Run by a drunk, it is a place of top notch learning. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. It is overcrowded and students have to shit in the outdoor "bathrooms." As a freshman students have all classes outside. On the otherhand the school is across the street from a Walmart ... so ... um, yea ... some good deals there.
West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Studies, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles. The WF tennis team hits harder than Chris Brown and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees.
West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Studies, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles. The WF tennis team hits harder than Chris Brown and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees.
Student 1 "Dude, I'm so ready to not be going to West Florence High School anymore!"
Student 2 "Yea, it pretty much sucks here, BYAH!"
Student 2 "Yea, it pretty much sucks here, BYAH!"
by MÅDK!D August 27, 2009
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