Crispy Ass Flakes

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.

If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.

by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013

flake out

To cancel previously agreed upon plans last minute or just not show up.

I can't believe he would flake out! He said he would vote to advance Kavanaugh's nomination to the full Senate, however he just announced that he would support the nomination only after a delay of one week for an FBI investigation.

by GEK September 28, 2018

Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a very crusty vagina, and she happens to be very horny. Therefore when she gets wet someone will preform the act of scooping the crusty wetness like eating corn flakes.

Olympia loves to get pooter flakes done to her.

by bobsmith123 January 3, 2008

I Flaked

This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend.

Arnold: Dude,you promised to come to my private party and bring the cocaine.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.

by Mojo maniac October 7, 2008

Flake-cake

A flake-cake is someone who normally flakes on you. But because calling them a flake sounds lame, you use the term flake-cake.

Britters is a flake-cake.

by that guy who said it first June 11, 2006

Flake

Someone who doesn't have the balls to tell you they're busy and can't hang out, but still makes plans to 'chillax' so you go out of your way to 'chill' with said flaker, only to have them flake out on you, and then give you some lame ass no ball excuse instead of just being straight up that they're a flakey flake

Per Wall 'Wanna hang out'
Dumb Girlfriend 'Hehehe OK'
Dumb Girlfriend at meet spot, No Per wall at meeting spot

Per Walls Dumb excuse 'I was skateboarding'

Dumb girlfriend crying on phone to friend 'He is such a flake'

by Dumb Girlfriend April 15, 2009

frosted flakes

waking up the morning after a long night of sex and noticing that you forgot to wipe off the residue from you or your partner

man it took me an hour to get the frosted flakes off my stomach this morning

by josh February 9, 2005