Findingus

A term used to describe a person who has annoyed you, in a way which you consider to be ridiculous - has committed a silly act.

Person 1: "Person 2, why did you steal my sandwich you are an utter findingus"

Person 1: "Person 2, may I please question why you are such a findingus, YOU PUT THE PAINTING UPSIDE DOWN!"

by berry1234567890 May 29, 2023

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British firing squad

When a bunch of men line up shoulder to shoulder and time a massive ejaculation on a victim blindfolded some distance away. Named for the similarly to the firing squads used by the British in the late 1700s.

Paulo, Christian, Vertis and I decided to give some whore we found the British firing squad treatment.

by Glock the Cock August 3, 2015

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Poké-filing

Profiling that anybody who is on their phone is playing Pokémon GO in public.

John: Look, even that guy is playing Pokémon GO!
Paul: No he's not, he's just on his phone *and* riding his bike...
John: YEAH, that means he is playing Pokémon GO!
Paul: Stop Poké-filing people dumbass...

by BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCCCCCCH July 11, 2016

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master-fiving

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.

John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.

by masterfiving June 8, 2019

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