vertical brown file

The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.

Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"

Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"

Question: "Where should I file this memo?"

Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."

by orwell miller August 9, 2008

Work on the Penske File

To slack off/do nothing at work, under the guise of being very busy. First used in an episode of the American television show “Seinfeld”.

I took a nap at the office yesterday while my boss though I was working, since I decided to Work on the Penske File.

by Guardedshock July 12, 2020

og file

lubing up two fingers and inserting them in your arse (or somebody elses) for pleasure.

You og filed my nan you dirty bastard

by L December 15, 2004

passport file

What really bored government clerks look at in their free time; what really bored reporters write about in their free time; what politicians denounce where there aren't real issues.

I don't get it. If the only thing in a passport file is a copy of your application, how can this be the result of a great right/left wing conspiracy?

by Conspiracy Theorem March 22, 2008

file taxes

(n.) To beat up or assault someone who's indebted to a beating.

To 'file taxes' is to seek revenge from a previous situation or issue. Although the phrase can be used to describe a simple assault, it's more effective if used to replace the phrase, "I owe someone a fight."

by BishopFade2Long April 15, 2014

file under b

To throw into a bin, to dispose of, to discard rubbish.

"Another AOL trial CD in the post."

"Oh, just file it under B."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

porn filing cabinet

much like a pornfolio, but a porn filing cabinet requires at least 10 Giga bytes of porn

my brother has an entire porn filing cabinet on his computer, it is taking up his entire hard drive

by pete Thay December 25, 2007