The first level of technical support at just about any company. If you have a real problem with a product, you have to prove you're not an idiot just so you can talk to the next level of support where someone may actually be able to address the problem.
Caller: I bought a RAM module that doesn't seem to work.
Tech Sup: Did you try plugging it in the computer first?
Caller: Are you seriously asking me that? Yes. I plugged it into each slot separately, trying various memory configurations and even tried it in a second PC I have. The memory check always fails.
Tech Sup: Did you try unplugging your computer?
Caller: Dude, can I get past the idiot filter? If two different computers in multiple slots say the RAM is bad, then it's bad.
Tech Sup: Did you try plugging it in the computer first?
Caller: Are you seriously asking me that? Yes. I plugged it into each slot separately, trying various memory configurations and even tried it in a second PC I have. The memory check always fails.
Tech Sup: Did you try unplugging your computer?
Caller: Dude, can I get past the idiot filter? If two different computers in multiple slots say the RAM is bad, then it's bad.
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1. the unjust overuse of photographic filters upon an image to display a false impression of creativity.
2. a phrase used by teen males to describe the use of filters on a photograph to create the illusion of artistry, commonly used by teen-aged females.
1. the unjust overuse of photographic filters upon an image to display a false impression of creativity.
2. a phrase used by teen males to describe the use of filters on a photograph to create the illusion of artistry, commonly used by teen-aged females.
by Aldurossii December 27, 2010
Get the Filter Rape mug.When you insert your (probably cold) feet in between another person's clenched thighs in order to warm them up. Feet must be placed halfway between the knee and hip.
Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.
Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.
Hey man, I forgot my shoes and need to use your feeter.
Yo my homey, I just got all up in that feeter but then I got freaked out. What's up with you?
Hey baby my feets are cold! Can I put 'em in your feeter?
Yo my homey, I just got all up in that feeter but then I got freaked out. What's up with you?
Hey baby my feets are cold! Can I put 'em in your feeter?
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