feces pieces

The candy you get out of the vending machines at the mall for a quarter where you turn the crank and a handful of loose candy falls out. Its name is such because the candy comes out covered in invisible fecal particles that were left behind by the hundreds of cretons who handled it previously without washing their hands after dropping a deuce.

Whatever you do, don't eat the feces pieces from those vending machines.

by jonnywords November 21, 2010

Outside of the Pants Feelsies

When you are with a partner and they start fondling you from the outside of your pants, giving you the uncomfortable sensation of someone attempting to turn you on. If partner continues this act for more than 20 minutes you are no longer obligated to pretend that it feels good.

Anna: So what did you and Sean do yesterday?
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.

by OTPF October 20, 2012

feces

Little, baby mice in the movie Donnie Darko

From Donnie Darko:
"... and there's feces everywhere."
"what are feces?"
"Baby mice."
"awwww"

by ohwowcarooo January 21, 2008

all the feels

usually in reference to music, a phrase used to describe a song that makes you feel good; or having good vibes

dude, this song gives me all the feels.

by Penelope Garcia September 24, 2015

blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 December 28, 2007

Feets

The proper plural of "foot"

Mark, to do this swing dancing move, you need to move your feets like this.

by nightofswingdancing June 29, 2009

Feces pieces

Small bite size pieces of shit.

Someone didn't flush the toilet and left a bowl full of feces pieces for everyone to enjoy.

by Dadgad September 29, 2014