facetaint

The polar opposite of your taint...the area between your upper lip and your nose.

mustache hair separates at this point... (facetaint).
I split my face taint on my friends fist.
When one smells a fine cigar you swipe the cigar across your face taint...

by Majongen July 7, 2008

faketitious

a combination of fake and fictitious

"When my cousin was arrested, he gave the police a faketitious name"

by oaktownhoodrat October 13, 2008

facetech

Facetech is a primitive method to communicate without SMS, VoIP, email or IM, in other words, just using verbal/sign face-to-face language. This method of communication is sometimes avoided as there's no logging of conversation so nothing to go back to on Monday morning when everything has been forgotten.

John: Bob isn't answering his email, I've tried texting and skype but he's not replying
Alice: He's over there at his desk, use facetech

by eneville August 27, 2010

Facetime sex

2 usually naked partipants enjoying some mutual pleasure. If a second partner cannot be found then saucytime is a great source of willing partners!

Felt horny last night so had FaceTime Sex with a little hottie on saucytime!

by Chris Jethro January 18, 2021

Anne Fagette

A name that sounds like an faggot.

Barry: What you just said sounds like something Anne Fagette would say...

Ben: What the fuck man?! What I said doesn't sound gay at all!

Barry: Noooo, I said Anne Fagette.

Ben: Who's that?

Barry: Uuhh...a poet...

by chickewingzbruh February 16, 2017

Fagette

A "fagette" is a gay man's female friend who, instead of lusting after him as a Fag Hag would, encourages him and is usually just as slutty and wild as he is. a fag hag goes with you to the club and when you want to go home with a hot trick, she says, "how could you just abandon me?" A fagette says,"Work your shit, baby". A fag hag says," do you like my purse? I got it at TJ Max on sale." A fagette says, "It was a gift from the designer." A fag hag says, "Why are you making out with that guy? Why aren't you paying attention to me?" A fagette says, "Baby, hold my purse while I go fuck that security guard."

Jonny brought his "fagette" entourage with him to the bar tonight. He's looking to score.

by Fairy-Fagette December 28, 2010

fagnetic

A force relating to homosexual behavior.

1. "Scotty, I think my gaydar is picking up a fagnetic field in the immediate vicinity."

by Waylon R July 11, 2004