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fucking fuck 

An expression of anger, often used when you're so mad you can't think of anything else to say.
Joe: Hey man, you got a ticket on your car.

Jack: Are you kidding me? Fucking fuck! What the fucking shit? God damnit.

Joe: Haha. Relax, son.

Jack: I know, fuck off.
fucking fuck by Louis White January 4, 2008

fucking cocksucker

Triple-insult used when someone wants something and time is of the esscence.
"Give me the keys, you fucking cocksucker!"- The usual suspects.
fucking cocksucker by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Fucking Quacked 

This phrase replaces many words and changes meaning in context; Can be used when someone is at a loss for words or wants to be ambiguous in their speech
Walking through the rain: "We're getting fucking quacked on right now!"
Person being ignored by their friend: "She's fucking quacking me!"
Person who is faded or drunk: "Bruh I'm so fucking quacked right now!"
Fucking Quacked by sexy t-rex April 3, 2019

fucking wanker

dude 1: jonny tried messaging messaging my girl
dude 2: what a fucking wanker
fucking wanker by Sikethatsnotit January 27, 2019

fucking bullshit 

When you get disconnected from your neighbor's wi-fi seemingly at random.
I just got disconnected again! This is such fucking bullshit!
fucking bullshit by skatanic August 19, 2008

Fucking close to water 

A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.
Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "