fecal expression

The contortions of the facial structure elicited by an arduous shit.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.

Max had madddd fecal expression after having those subway tacos.

by lbeesntdeirx March 10, 2013

feces occurs

A clever way of saying, "Shit happens."

My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.

by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013

Fecal Fog

A dense accumulation of feces-tainted water vapor trapped in an enclosed area.

This phenomena occurs when someone takes a long hot shower immediately following prodigious defecation.

it can alternatively occur if someone takes a dump while another party is showering.

"I thought she was just showering, and I unknowingly walked into a wall of fecal fog when I opened the bathroom door"

alternatively

"He snuck in and dropped a deuce while I was showering, it kicked up a massive fecal fog that nearly choked us both"

by Randella De'ville September 24, 2016

Fecal boy Johnny

A derogatory term used to describe an adult male who is acting childish and is 'Full of Shit'.

Fecal boy Johnny over there is spouting all kinds of BS.

by Ahshemoto January 15, 2020

verbal feces

A more advanced form of what comes out of the mouth when shit talking. Typically influences the defacing of character while allowing the one talking to remain sophisticated and to save face, instead of degrading himlherself in the process

Sasha's excrement consists of only verbal feces.

by Dabel September 23, 2008

Big-Fech

An extremely large human being with beautiful golden locks. Commonly is confused with big bird from sesame street.

"Woah did you see that big yellow bird?"- John

"Yeah, but that was just a big-fech"- Sally

by Tavid Johnson January 30, 2010

The Feces Touch

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.

Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.

by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011