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premature farting

When somebody farts without even knowing it.
Tom: "Did you fart man?"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"
by Linus365 August 29, 2005
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forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.
I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.
by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011
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dick farting

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
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creative farting

The ability to fart spontaneously some times in a tune or rhythm
by geez657 May 13, 2015
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jack farting

Jack fart: (V) to act like a complete goofball or turd shit
by Speed6 March 16, 2016
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Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.
"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"
by Van Nostram September 20, 2016
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extreme farting

Excessively loud, long-lasting, or powerful flatulancefarts, usually over the course of several minutes.
Sometimes Hillary Clinton goes into a fit of extreme farting after eating a can of baked beans.
by Java Johhhhhhh September 4, 2016
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