farkle

The term used to describe what happens when a clown gets diarrhea.

Bob the pedophile clown farkled his pants after eating a bean burrito.

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

funkle

funkle is a drinking game played with 5 dice and many fun people. The object is to reach 10,000 points by rolling dice. One person keeps score, and you cannot get on the board until you gain 700 points in one turn. Each player takes a turn rolling the dice trying to get either 1's, 5's, three of a kind, or 5 in a row. Each 1 and 5 are equal to designated amounts which are 100 and 50 accordingly. All other numbers are worthless. The three of a kind are equal to the number times 100, except for three ones, which are equal to 1000. The 5 in a row are also equal to 1000. After your first roll, you must have atleast one dice left that is not adding any value to your score in order to keep rolling. Once all your dice are used and you do not have a value over 700, you funkle. take a drink. The next person rolls. Sloppy dice, which are dice that fall off the table also constitutes as a drinking funkle. Take a drink. The game moves round in a circle until one person reaches 10,000.

Have Fun

I rolled a 1, 5, 2, 2, and 3. I keep the one and five to the side and roll the other three. On the second roll i get a one and one. I have a total of 350 points. I roll one more time and i get a one again. I get 450 points, but i have no eligible dice left. I funkle and do not get any points on the board. The next player goes, and so on.

by : Tina, Lorenzo, Christina, Lewis, Lexx, Nicole, etc December 9, 2008

finkle dinkle

A term used for when you want to have sex right at the moment.

You and me finkle dinkle right here!

by Irukandji12 December 24, 2007

Finkler

Used to describe a pedophile/rapist

Friend: "Do you see that old dude staring at you?"
Me: "Yeah, he's such a Finkler"

by Notwhoyouthinkiamatall December 30, 2013

farkle

A word you use in place of a swear or curse. Sometimes used when in the presence of respectable adults or small children, or if you just don't feel like swearing.

What the farkle?

Go farkle yourself, you farkleface.

Farkle you!

What a farkler.

Oh farkle, I lost my farkling wallet.

by Jebediah's Cat June 9, 2011

finklematter

derived from the words finkle (a term meaning nonsense) and matter (a state that something's in) finklematter is a made up story

Emma: ... And then I slayed the dragon!

Alyssa: She is totally making up that story!

Taylor: I know! It's total finklematter!

by Escalator May 3, 2009

Fantlers

(n)a silvery add - on to a nigga's chain, that women find particularly attractive.

"Damn, nigga, you better take off them fantlers befo you get in da pool, or else they gonna turn green!"

by J - Shizz January 26, 2006