engineering sickness

The inevitable round of cold- or flu-like symptoms that plagues engineering students at least twice a semester, without fail. The primary causes of this illness are exhaustion, stress, lack of exercise, alcoholism, lack of sunlight, poor hygiene, poor diet, and chronic depression.

Woah man, I don't feel so good.
Must be the engineering sickness coming on.

by John Q. Stamos April 4, 2010

engineer gaming

engineer gaming

Engineer Gaming: Engineer Gaming

by notarealperson111 February 4, 2021

Mechanical engineer

The sexiest people on the face of the planet earth.

Caleb, a Mechanical engineer, is one of the sexiest people on the face of the planet earth.

by Tall_guy May 16, 2006

enginese

Language containing an excessive amount of engineering terminology or of technical jargon. Usually packed with abbreviations and acronyms that only other insiders could know. Although typically employed by Engineers, it can be used by IT professionals, cable installers, auto mechanics or anyone else attempting to sound smarter than they really are.

The cable guy tried to sell us a new converter box with his best enginese. He said something about the thingamajig feeding back through the whatchamabob and causing distortion in the dojimahickey.

by Ripley5 April 12, 2009

english humour

English humour is very dry and usually derogatory. We are a nation of piss takers which is very hard for foreigners to grasp which results, often, in offence being taken when it is not meant to offend

Alright Greg. Why are you wearing pyjamas for work you dick? Don't throw a hissy fit it's just English humour

by Dock7163 November 22, 2013

engimineering

When your going into engineering but suck at physics so you push it off until college.

A:Hey bro im going into engimineering.
B:Doesnt that just mean you suck at math?
A:No im just gonna do that a little later

by GAYLORD1234567891 October 6, 2018

English Class

The place schools force you to go because they suck! The schooling system finds it *imperative* that we have to be able to analyze ancient epic poems and stupid stuff. Rated, on average, 0/69 🖕 😡

Me: "I have English class"
Everyone: "he has to waste his time"

by trippyrock December 14, 2020