emerging

Heretical mutation of Christianity that teaches there are no objective truths, and that Christian worship consists of deep breathing exercises and sycretism with pagan and non-Christian religions.

Driscoll used to be emerging, but over the years he has come to his senses.

by Smurf Breath April 7, 2007

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Emergency walk

When you are at the breaking point of pissing or shitting your pants. You can't run because that would shake it all out.

Who left the shitty underwear in the men's room?
That guy doing the emergency walk a few minutes ago

by kennykenalot May 14, 2015

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Emeril Surprise

Your playing just the tip and BAM! You ram it in her

Last Night Mike made laura cry by giving her the emeril surprise

by Mike and Shane October 12, 2006

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Federal Government PR term referring to a scheduled service that fails to become operative at the agreed upon time, usually due to higher priority legislative responsibilities slowing down the process with events including (but not limited to) wasting tax dollars on unapproved, discretionary outings, low-mileage private jets to environmental causes, scheduling hearings about hearings to discuss hearings concerning future hearings, and early identification and concealment of tax dollar shrinkage.

The new student loan website that was set to launch on Monday instead simply displayed, "Emergency Outage."

by The Jolliest of Rogers March 29, 2010

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Emergency Shituation

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!

*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011

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