Elder Juice

juice of an elder

man, thats a lot of elder juice
that elder has a lot of elder juice

by Bemma Tolbourne February 19, 2009

Tribal Elder

A respected man in African villages that (normally has aids) has sex with the village people and travels far to have sex with other africanites to impregnate them with aids babies so that they can further spread aids unknowingly.

Tribal Elder: Hey Babe i'm da motherfuckin tribal elder fuck my black 14 inch cock you whore!!!!! 8================>

Babe(black bitch): OK I SUCK YUM COC CUM IN MA EYE

by BIGBLACKDICK16inch July 16, 2011

nine to five ham and egger

a non-stand out, common person. Derived from the job hours of a typical office drone often enjoys a pedestrian ham and egg breakfast at Denny's.

Hells yeah that's my mansion. What do you think I am some kind of nine to five ham and egger?

by Punch Dancing Out My Rage May 29, 2009

Eager puppy overkill

After a successful first date, trying to plan a second date to occur within three days of the initial date.

"Yeah, first date went great, I'm thinking of asking her what she's doing Saturday."
"Don't do it, you went out Thursday; Saturday would be eager puppy overkill."

by middkdr February 20, 2009

elder'ed

To elder someone is to promote them from a member of the clan to an elder. Usually done by another elder or the leader of the clan. It is also a term used as slang meaning to give a dry hand-job to someone.

Tonyz gave me a goblin for my castle to raid with. So i elder'ed him. Twice. For Free.

by The Fat Ninja April 10, 2013

Edgerrin

An adult virgin a man who has no game. A man who beats into a tube sock every night. A man who works out to try and pull bitches but it never works.

Edgerrin is like johny bravo minus the sunglasses.

by Bighitsonly May 29, 2018

Dead Egger

A person, typically female, who consciously decides to not have children, who as they grow closer to middle age becomes increasingly bitter, angry and misanthropic towards all signs of affection, especially public displays. Absolutely hates children, hates marriage and hates people in loving happy relationships. Not all Wine Aunts will become Dead Eggers but all Dead Eggers were once Wine Aunts.

"Hey, my girl and I were out and she started kissing me and then this Dead Egger started tripping. Started yelling at us about making out in public. Crazy motherfucking Dead Eggers, man"

by HeavyHebrew December 20, 2019