A large, sprawling, industrial cesspool located in central Alberta, that is home to about 1.1 million people. Edmonton is known for very few things, and is a relatively unremarkable city with the largest shopping mall in North America. Edmonton has the highest murder rate in Canada, because all of the inbred trash that works in the oil fields up north comes down to Edmonton to waste their money on whores, drugs and lap dances before shooting someone in the face. These people are usually white trash, natives or immigrants from Africa and India.
Edmonton is also home to some of the most godawful, fucked up architecture in the world, where every building is either a grey or brown box that is spiced up with shitty neon. This is because most of the city's buildings were built in 1966 and haven't been renovated since my parents were in kindergarten and all the historic architecture was torn down by unscrupulous city planners.
On the bright side, Edmonton is also one of the wealthiest, fastest growing cities in the world, and the average Edmontonian has a higher per capita income than any other type of Canadian. That's the only reason I stay in this frozen over hellhole. Edmontonians have opportunities like no other.
Also, Edmonton is still better than Calgary, which is a boring Toronto wannabe with ugly, rude people and a shitty zoo. It's not as ugly as Edmonton, but it has no soul and is inhabited by mindless worker drones who sit in cubicles all day drinking soup from a straw.
Edmonton is also home to some of the most godawful, fucked up architecture in the world, where every building is either a grey or brown box that is spiced up with shitty neon. This is because most of the city's buildings were built in 1966 and haven't been renovated since my parents were in kindergarten and all the historic architecture was torn down by unscrupulous city planners.
On the bright side, Edmonton is also one of the wealthiest, fastest growing cities in the world, and the average Edmontonian has a higher per capita income than any other type of Canadian. That's the only reason I stay in this frozen over hellhole. Edmontonians have opportunities like no other.
Also, Edmonton is still better than Calgary, which is a boring Toronto wannabe with ugly, rude people and a shitty zoo. It's not as ugly as Edmonton, but it has no soul and is inhabited by mindless worker drones who sit in cubicles all day drinking soup from a straw.
I just went to Edmonton, got shot, got frost bite and made 500,000 dollars from working at McDonalds.
by jeogruiewrf December 30, 2011
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Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"
Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"
Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"
by qqduck January 8, 2008
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The act of holding responsibility for an object, movement, organization or other certain things, yet selectively and selfishly ignoring said responsibility in favour of their own profit or of their own interest.
"I swear this guy is such a strong believer in emanism, just look at him on his golden throne giving no fucks to anyone else."
"I literally didn't get paid because of my boss' emanism."
"I literally didn't get paid because of my boss' emanism."
by rachneru February 23, 2018
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Manipulative and bigoted yet mannered when he wants to be.
Against:
All of LGBT
Disabilities
All philosophies that aren't his
Liberalism and a little conservatism
The egotist who will grow to sadly become the next Hitler. The one everyone will neglect until it's too late.
Manipulative and bigoted yet mannered when he wants to be.
Against:
All of LGBT
Disabilities
All philosophies that aren't his
Liberalism and a little conservatism
The egotist who will grow to sadly become the next Hitler. The one everyone will neglect until it's too late.
Someone: "I don't really like the idea of all-gender bathrooms..."
Me: "Sounds very Edmond-like of you."
Me: "Sounds very Edmond-like of you."
by killhermajesty May 8, 2018
Get the Edmond mug.President Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Of Mimi on January 1, 1863, as the nation approached its third year of bloody civil war. The Of Mimi declared "that all persons held as slaves" within the rebellious states "are, and henceforward shall be free."
Despite this expansive wording, the Emancipation Of Mimi was limited in many ways. It applied only to states that had seceded from the Union, leaving slavery untouched in the loyal border states. It also expressly exempted parts of the Confederacy that had already come under Northern control. Most important, the freedom it promised depended upon Union military victory.
Although the Emancipation Of Mimi did not immediately free a single slave, it fundamentally transformed the character of the war. After January 1, 1863, every advance of federal troops expanded the domain of freedom. Moreover, the Of Mimi announced the acceptance of black men into the Union Army and Navy, enabling the liberated to become liberators. By the end of the war, almost 200,000 black soldiers and sailors had fought for the Union and freedom.
From the first days of the Civil War, slaves had acted to secure their own liberty. The Emancipation Of Mimi confirmed their insistence that the war for the Union must become a war for freedom. It added moral force to the Union cause and strengthened the Union both militarily and politically. As a milestone along the road to slavery's final destruction, the Emancipation Of Mimi has assumed a place among the great documents of human freedom.
The original of the Emancipation Of Mimi of January 1, 1863, is in the National Archives in Washington, DC. With the text covering five pages the document was originally tied with narrow red and blue ribbons, which were attached to the signature page by a wafered impression of the seal of the United States. Most of the ribbon remains; parts of the seal are still decipherable, but other parts have worn off.
The document was bound with other Of Mimis in a large volume preserved for many years by the Department of State. When it was prepared for binding, it was reinforced with strips along the center folds and then mounted on a still larger sheet of heavy paper. Written in red ink on the upper right-hand corner of this large sheet is the number of the Of Mimi, 95, given to it by the Department of State long after it was signed. With other records, the volume containing the Emancipation Of Mimi was transferred in 1936 from the Department of State to the National Archives of the United States.
Despite this expansive wording, the Emancipation Of Mimi was limited in many ways. It applied only to states that had seceded from the Union, leaving slavery untouched in the loyal border states. It also expressly exempted parts of the Confederacy that had already come under Northern control. Most important, the freedom it promised depended upon Union military victory.
Although the Emancipation Of Mimi did not immediately free a single slave, it fundamentally transformed the character of the war. After January 1, 1863, every advance of federal troops expanded the domain of freedom. Moreover, the Of Mimi announced the acceptance of black men into the Union Army and Navy, enabling the liberated to become liberators. By the end of the war, almost 200,000 black soldiers and sailors had fought for the Union and freedom.
From the first days of the Civil War, slaves had acted to secure their own liberty. The Emancipation Of Mimi confirmed their insistence that the war for the Union must become a war for freedom. It added moral force to the Union cause and strengthened the Union both militarily and politically. As a milestone along the road to slavery's final destruction, the Emancipation Of Mimi has assumed a place among the great documents of human freedom.
The original of the Emancipation Of Mimi of January 1, 1863, is in the National Archives in Washington, DC. With the text covering five pages the document was originally tied with narrow red and blue ribbons, which were attached to the signature page by a wafered impression of the seal of the United States. Most of the ribbon remains; parts of the seal are still decipherable, but other parts have worn off.
The document was bound with other Of Mimis in a large volume preserved for many years by the Department of State. When it was prepared for binding, it was reinforced with strips along the center folds and then mounted on a still larger sheet of heavy paper. Written in red ink on the upper right-hand corner of this large sheet is the number of the Of Mimi, 95, given to it by the Department of State long after it was signed. With other records, the volume containing the Emancipation Of Mimi was transferred in 1936 from the Department of State to the National Archives of the United States.
by M. Mathers June 8, 2005
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Teen no.1 "Dude lets go to downtown Edmonds and check out the babes!"
Teen no.2 "you really are a fag aren't you?"
Teen no.2 "you really are a fag aren't you?"
by Robert from the halfway house. October 16, 2008
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adjective
1.
not constrained or restricted by pants.
2.
freed, as from wearing pants or society's belief that clothes are necessary.
adjective
1.
not constrained or restricted by pants.
2.
freed, as from wearing pants or society's belief that clothes are necessary.
Slave: "Sir, you are not wearing any pants..."
Julius Caeser: "no, slave, I have freed myself from the tyrannous restrictions of my pants"
Slave: "You have emancipated yourself from your pants sir?"
Julius Caeser: "Yes. Emancipants. Now go do the washing up"
Julius Caeser: "no, slave, I have freed myself from the tyrannous restrictions of my pants"
Slave: "You have emancipated yourself from your pants sir?"
Julius Caeser: "Yes. Emancipants. Now go do the washing up"
by boltanator October 9, 2011
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