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Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition

One of the smallest, yet fastest growing and one of the wealthiest counties in the state of Texas. Home to wealthiest Chads and Fuckbois in the state, with plenty of Stacys to go around between the two. A lake almost as big as the line to our Chick-Fil-A, and shitty ass mega church combined. The infrastructure is about as stable as a paraplegic diabetic, and the traffic is more congested than your stepdad after his third pack of Marlboro reds. The politics of Rockwall tend to be a dead split between autistic shit-fit throwing bernie bros and adult diaper wearing cuckservatives, which somehow manifests within the Parasitic Twins that are Rockwall Heath High School (shit), and Rockwall High School (shittier).

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition
According to the researchers that created Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition,
Savior of Mankind, Alex Jones, grew up in Rockwall in the 80's and 90's.

Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition

Known as one of the greatest horror games ever made, GTA The Trilogy The Definitive Edition triumphantly remakes three non horror games into horror games. With eerie rain indoors, mutant abominations of human beings, and some of the best AI ever, your perception of reality truly begins to warp into something beautifully terrifying, this is a must play for any horror fan, not to mention the graphics are some of the best in a game yet, as expected of Rockstar Games.
Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition is a long ass name.
Edith is generally a name for more of the older generation of human being's, commonly known in the older age. It can be used in modern terms, but you dont hear it often. Edith is a unique name, so would be a unique and different type of person. They are normally gorgeous, often with large foreheads and pointed noses. They have a loud and bubbly personality, sometimes sarcastic and bitchy but you can trust them with everything.
person 1; " whats your name?"
person 2; "edith"
person 1; " that is such a unique name"
Edith by hipsternight200 July 31, 2011
Edith is the greatest person ever! She is so beautiful. AMAZINGGGGG FRIENDDDD
Edith...I'm sorry.
Edith by HiiiiiiiEdiiiithhhh April 24, 2019

Editorsbane 

A common herb that grows in Internet-connected areas. When ground up and mixed with water, it posts a definition on Urban Dictionary about someone's best friend, ex-lover, or classmate. Exposure to Editorsbane is fatal to Urban Dictionary editors, and is responsible for 1,356,812 documented deaths.
X: Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, (silence)...

Y: Where did Mike go?

Z: Oh noes, he must have been exposed to Editorsbane! I told him not to be a hero, but just kept on reviewing definitions.

Y: That makes 1,356,813...
Editorsbane by Hamfry July 28, 2011

Editing checklist 

Death; living hell; worse than Jake Paul; gayyyyyyyy
My teacher gave me the editing checklist. I want to die. (he died)