evie cann

Evie cann is a top geezer and is the comedian of the group. Her humour is intellectual and plain genius. Her music playlist is fab and way better than anyone else’s especially Alice’s. She is so chill and her energy is so positive and if people don’t what to be friends with her they want to BE her. She isn’t judgemental until it comes to poppy and her weird actions which are questionable so i don’t blame her. Evie is the best player on our football team and more people need to realise that😐. Evie IS original and her personality is incredible unlike other people and is the smartest most sensible person of the group. However, she is a ninja in disguise and isn’t afraid to pull a sneaky prank. She sometimes uses her sweet side to cover up the fact that she can be a bitch and is often rude to people but no one would believe that. She is neither a neek or a set 8 which makes her the perfect person so be around. If you are seen with Evie cann feel special because that’s pretty sick. Evie is no ordinary girl as she has outstanding skills in being a ball girl. both hairy and bouncy. Evie cann is an incredible famous athlete and often gets stopped to sign her signature for people.
-Do you know who Evie Cann is?
-Of course! She’s so funny and everyone knows her.
by elsie thompson June 02, 2020
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evie skelding

a girl who loves booze and shags in queensy, she loves to get on it and is really fit, loves boys with clap
wow I just saw evie Skelding getting on it in queensy
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Evie ginbey

looks and sounds like a chicken being analed by a cow while having sex with a rat
by ratanal August 21, 2019
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Dirty evie

When you meet a girl and she ties your penis into a nuse and hangs your balls in it. Then shits in your both your ears.
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Dirty Evie

When you make that pink stuff by mixing ketchup and mayonnaise and smear it on your boyfriend's bare buttocks, then you eat him out and use his diarrhea as a chip and dip it in the pink sauce then shove it down his throat... forcefully; then you bring your big dildo and lube it up with the pink sauce, then push it feel into his rectum until he begs for more.
My boyfriend cheated on me so I forced him to do a Dirty Evie with me
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pullin a Evie

when your dumb as fuck and cant understand shit.
andrew: hey jackie, did you get physics today?
jackie: der....
andrew: wtf. stop pullin a Evie
by mr. ferguson November 13, 2007
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dirty evy

A girl who gives a blowjob while have mosquitoes bite her up and down and then fucks her dad
That girls crazy if she’s trying to dirty evy me!
by Psedynomeo April 13, 2020
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