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emos

The plural form of emo. AKA group of (noramally) young whiny kids who are a product of 80's punk and goth REJECTION and created a social movement knows as the rejects.
Dude, look at all the emos crowd around. They look like they're about to cry.
by h to the izzle November 22, 2004
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emosexual

A sexual preference pretaining to androgenous looking individuals with long (possibly curley) hair, skin tight pants and shirts, an obsession with black or dull colored clothing, and who are excessivly sad or mopey.
Guy 1: Dude, look at all those emosexuals waiting on line to buy Twilight, what a bunch of tools.

Guy 2: I know, they should have just reserved their copy a month ago like I did.

Guy 1: What?!
by SnooksOnFire March 20, 2009
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emosexual

Emo kids that can't have sex due to their overwhelming feelings of unhappiness.
Conner Oberst: "What's wrong dude?"

Chrise Carabba: "I'm sad because my girl dumped me because I was too sad to have sex with her"

Conner: "dude, emosexuality is a disease, you need help. I got help and now I'm not so sad, and I can get laid now."

Chris: "But, I just can't help it, I like being sad..."
by scott July 1, 2004
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emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally has different color highlights.
look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.
by urine4it February 10, 2010
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emoleader

a cheerleader that has a desire to die, a prep that cuts his or herself, a cheerleader who does a cheer to screemo or suicide baised songs, also cries and wears emo band tees and tight pants, most likely bisexual
she loves to cheer and hates to live, wow she is an emoleader
by thexsneeky December 9, 2007
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Egoseismic thinking

The belief that wherever you go, earthquakes flee from your presence.
I moved to California a year ago, and there haven't been any earthquakes at all. It must be me.

That's really Egocentric thinking.

No, that's Egoseismic thinking.
by Nbertz June 12, 2012
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egoseismic thinking

The practice of thinking one's self is responsible for the frequency and location of seismic activity i.e and earthquake.
Link: "When I moved to California, there haven't been any earthquakes. I think they stopped because of me."

Rhett: "That's some egoseismic thinking, Link."
by Tiggy Mythical Beast June 12, 2012
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