Eating Pussy

Eating pussy is where you eat your neighbors cat

I spent my afternoon Eating Pussy

by mAd8 June 22, 2021

Eating Latex

To give a blowjob with a condom on.

Girl 1 - "Where was Jane lastnight?"
Girl 2 - "She was eating latex all night."
Girl 1 - "Well, it's a good thing they're using a condom, then."

by Klawdya August 30, 2009

eating beak

Eating the beak of a chicken at the beginning of your meal; Never at the end. Usually consumed when eating a chicken sandwich.

On rare occasions you can get away with not eating the beak of a chicken at all.

example of eating beak:

Charlie: Can I eat the beak at the end because I eat it at the beginning and it ruins the meal for me.
Dee: You don't need to eat the beak at all..

by Classic Arab September 17, 2018

shit eating contest

A particularly bad situation in which people seem to be unwittingly exacerbating things.

The Bush administration, a literal shit eating contest, the current job market.

by Jelly Mason July 10, 2014

eating carpet

woman who licks pussy

If we wanna be lesbians, we have to learn how to eat carpet.

by Sean Harrington January 7, 2005

Right Earring Rule

The rule in which any male wears an earring in his right ear is deemed 'gay' or 'homosexual'. If they have one in their left ear too, they are not gay, but more expressing their feminine side

Jimmy: Hey dude, you think that Carl follows the Right Earring Rule?

Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.

by jAsOn'S dElI69 May 23, 2011

eating pants

comfortable pants with an expanding option such as an elastic waistband; to be used when overeating to prevent unsightly opening of just the top button of one's pants.

"Joey, why are you wearing maternity pants?"
"These are my eating pants! They expand as I eat more."

by BecksCadile December 16, 2008