Dental Vision

The act of trying to improve one's vision by the baring of one's teeth, as an accident of squinting.

Fred could not find the restaurant so he used his dental vision to scan the strip mall.

by Akbar Lightning October 29, 2009

dental guillotine

when you are getting your teeth cleaned and the dentist surprises you by cutting of you head.

so my ghost said to the other ghost "i was getting my teeth cleaned and my dentist cut of my head with a dental guillotine!" the dentist said "SURPRISE *thunk* that will teach you to not floss"

by Shangheliee September 15, 2015

dontation

n. Dontation: A donation commitment that is never realized.

John presented a large dontation during the office charity drive, but most of his co-workers knew he was a cheap bastard and the money would never materialize.

by Spike-slash-Aimee2015 January 31, 2016

Donta Don

A weird/ghetto name for a penis

You: Bro my girl show me her poonanny
Friend: What you do
You: I showed my donta don

by BlueJay Slade November 1, 2017

Dumtarded

A horrible moment in time. Exhausting and not wanted.

My work has me doing the dumtarded shift again.

by Schmoovie May 9, 2018

dental retainer

What a tooth-doctor gives an attorney to handle all of his malpractice-suits and other legal hassles.

Some dentists find lawyers with periodontal issues and then get said gum-pained stiffs to work for them for free by threatening to take away their dental retainers.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

dentail

A specific detail relating to oral health.

Usage: I just left a dentailed message trying to schedule a filling.

by PHAYES8 May 21, 2020