Dolemite

A neo-con loser known to peruse auto enthusiast web sites.

Dolemite got smacked when he called the social activist a hippy.

by deafcon January 12, 2006

bishops dilemma

It's a reference to a prince albert piercing as a bishop is also the tip of a penis and a needle going through it would be quite the dilemma

why the hell would anyone ever get a prince albert, its really just gonna end up being your bishops dilemma

by DRock March 21, 2007

dudematic

Used to describe someone popular with the ladies, or who is studly or cool, can be used in a negative context see, chill out dudematic .

Man you are so dudematic!

by Kyle December 14, 2004

Dules

The worst thing in the world, famously performed by John Duley in one of his porn shows. To Dules is a dangerous feat. It has only been pulled off once, we do not speak of what it truly is.

Lewis: Did you just dules that shit?

Mika: Naa man. Naa. Man. Too far.'

Lewis: You did

Mika: *Passes out*

by Lewbz March 17, 2011

Balmy Dilemma

A word thats very fun to say. Eventually it loses its meaning after a few rounds.

Jennifer: Man, it sure is balmy out today
Megan: Balmy Dilemma
Jennifer: Balmy Dilemma, Balmy Dilemma, Balmy Dilemma!
Megan: Balmy Dilemma!!!!!!!!! Balmy Dilemma!!!!!!! Balmy Dilemma Balmy Dilemma Balmy Dilemma
Jennifer: Shit, what were we saying again?
Megan: LOFUCKINL

by Meganxx December 22, 2008

Santa's Chimney Dilema

Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.

Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.

by Andy K September 15, 2006

Dudemeister

Western European slang word for any variation of White Russian cocktails. Commonly used amongst students.

In reference to the Dude from the Movie The Big Lebowski,
who is often seen mixing a sloppy White Russian.

Essential ingrediences are:
- any dairy-based liquid
- some sort of coffee
- vodka or comparable

A: Yo, what you got to drink?
B: Meh, I only got like instant espresso, some mouldy milk and a half empty bottle of vodka...
A: That makes a perfect Dudemeister!

by Sloppydude August 3, 2011