dude

an infected hair on an elephant's ass.

Dude!
Hey, Im not an infected hair on an elepahant's ass!

by sharunr04 August 4, 2004

dude

An ingrown butt-hair. Not necessarily found on an elephant, horse, or other animal, but anyone.

1. (Actual) Wow, I have a really big dude today. It hurts so bad!

2. (Name-calling) That guy is such a dude!

by qpdoll17 February 24, 2009

dude

a pregnant carp, or small goldfish.

that fish is a dude, its about to give birth

by matty July 5, 2005

dude

An ingrown ass hair.

"I recently lit up a fart and am now sporting a dude becuase of such. Sucks!"

by Gozeritall March 25, 2007

dude

(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.

So, whats your job?

Shaving an elephant's dudes.

by S0cks July 21, 2008

dude

1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males

2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt

3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes

4. A bottlecap

1.
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"

2.
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"

3.
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"

4.
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"

by edwild22 February 28, 2010

dude

1. N. A man
2. N. A homie

(derivative) Interjection. Expresses amazement. Often spoken in the presence of a boy or a homie, but need not be

directed at anyone, and can be used in the presence of girls as well.

(derivative) Interjection. Used to console someone and express empathy for something terrible and shocking.

A: Look, dude- B: I'm not a dude, I'm a girl!
Dude, that's huge
Dude...I'm so sorry to hear that

by weirdalsuperfan October 30, 2019