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Duck

by YISTA November 30, 2018
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Duck

1. n. : An insufferable female sub-human often found with a swaggot. These obnoxious females are often very cruel to others, loud, think they're prettier than they actually are. The name duck comes from the usage of duck-face. Also see "popular kids".
2. n. : a shortened version of dumb-fuck.
3. n. : A water fowl that is known for the 'quack' sound.
A: "How much more of a bitch could she be?"
B: "What'd you expect? She's a total duck."

A: "I wonder what Obama's last name is. I don't think I've heard it before."
B: "Duck."

"Have you ever gone down to the park by the lake to feed the ducks?"
by Yolocaust Anonymous September 4, 2013
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Ducke

A small female duck found deep under the pacific ocean. Duckes are often miserable and like to talk about their day. If provoked, Duckes tend to shut you up with their beak and fly away. They feed on whales and fish and spend the majority of their time playing mobile video games. Many Duckes are highly intelligent but they lack the skill to make decisions in the heat of a situation.
Me: Look at that Ducke! Did you see the way it played the {drums?!
Dior: It must be a smart Ducke!
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Andy: That Ducke just ate a whale!
by Not Jaw Crusher ♫ May 19, 2021
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Ducking

The word used when you are so pissed that you could fuck a duck.
I am so ducking mad I could fuck that duck!
by Mr.Kittens0301 June 4, 2018
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Duck

The word that your phone corrects the word fuck to.
Carl: I'd duck her.
Carl: Duck, I meant to say duck.
Carl: Duck this.
by ReallyWeirdGaming December 31, 2015
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Duck

A close relative of a Fishes. Sometimes it can be very evil
Guy: W'sup dude.
Other Guy: Hi, is that a duc...
Duck: * kills both * QUACK QUACK MOTHERF*CKERS
by Hmmmmmm June 3, 2020
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Duck

There are these creatures everywhere, but watch out! Because they'll sh*t on your car and all over parks. So the next time you see a duck, please save the world by shooting it.(Dont really do that)
by FISHEGGS4DAY$ May 2, 2018
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