Back Seat Driver

That annoying person who sits in the back of the car, pointing out every flaw in your driving and telling you how to drive.

Joe: You just passed Sesame Street, dumbass and maybe next time you should drive slower.
Jane: Stop being a bitchy back seat driver.

by kiarafan April 26, 2010

woman driver

An oxymoron and the reason I was in three traffic collisions within a one year period. When you see one on the road, treat it like it's radioactive.

Friend: Hey man where's your ride?

Me: "Got totalled by a 16yo woman driver in her Mercedes while she was talking on her cell phone."

Friend: "Man thats FUBAR."

Me: "Yup. And yet I pay more for insurance simply because I have a penis."

by c-lite January 24, 2011

backseat driver

a person sitting in the backseat of a car who critcizes the driver's driving.

Who cares if i ran a red light? Stop being a backseat driver.

by Your mom. May 23, 2004

Dick Driver

Complete and total tool. Guilty of any or all douchbagery possible.

Friend: That guy is such a tool

You: Yeah, I know he's a real fucking Dick Driver

by Pia Gavandrio May 8, 2012

paying the cab driver

1. to repay someone sexually
2. sexcapades
3. any sexual act with an unknown person

I didn't have any money so I just payed the cab driver.

This weekend I payed the cab driver with a random guy on the street.

Last night I was paying the cab driver when my boyfriend walked in.

by natsimvia March 1, 2009

woman driver

What happens when she runs out of bread for making sandwiches and the man isn't around to keep her under control, very dangerous, remain at least 3 lanes away

Second only in shitty driving to the Chinese

Shit! It's a woman driver avoid her, that bitch had better be on the way to the grocery store or back to the kitchen

by Bob Johnson from Bobville April 2, 2009

corsa driver

pedophiles (r/nonce) like to drive corsas when picking up say 14 year olds from say ice rinks

“we’ve been making out for 4hrs” says Tommy
“DUDE she’s 14, you’re in college!” replies Harrison, shocked
“DW shes into it man!” and off Tommy leaves with his underage gf

“Mans a corsa driver, i’m disappointed.”

by ~42069~ February 24, 2021