Douche Strap

A chin strap, but douchier.

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are totally rockin' the douche strap in that "Motherlover" video.

by DUBS123 November 11, 2009

Douchbagathon

Watching the full season of Jersey shore in one day

“Hey Carla want to come over and watch the douchbagathon?”
"Na Jersey shore gives you brain herpes "

by Jsole February 4, 2010

Douche Forest

A group of douche bags in formation. They probably aren't doing anything productive. And are likely grouping in a low class public place.

Wow, look at that huge Douche Forest over there. What a bunch of posers.

by Sliter August 20, 2010

Douche Nickel

A douche bag in training. Someone who isn't fully tanned or muscled or collar popped. The brother of a douche bag who thinks he's a douche bag because his brother is a douche bag. also known as "Riding his brim."

Hey man Terrance is coming over hide the weights, he'll wanna lift and shed the douche nickel tag.

Steve's such a bro but his brother is a douche nickel

by lowbrowhumor March 15, 2011

Douchcopter

Describing someone who has went beyond the regular Douchbag standards. They are the ultimate idiots. They usually tend to take pictures of themselves, with no shirt, and/or their cars (referred to as their baby) and post it on Facebook. It is advised to not date a Douchcopter due to their huge ego which is trying to make up for their lack of endowment.

Women 1: "That guy is really cute."

Women 2: "He takes pictures shirtless and posts them on

Facebook.. ..."

Women 1: "......What a douchcopter."

by Jordy...19 August 26, 2011

Douche Bonnet

A derogatory term for someone with a tendency to spoil things, or create problems.

eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."

by Berus November 14, 2011

Douche Tail

Long, excess part of one's belt, that hangs down in a douchy way, possibly bringing attention to one's genitalia. Only exhibited by an individuals with belts that are way too long.

Wearing a size 54 belt to hold up size 46 trousers, or short trousers, dangling that excess piece of leather...or other synthetic fiber belt. That braided douche tail really kicks it up one notch.

by zach galifinoccia February 14, 2012