The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.
by Tammy 1234 July 30, 2018
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Get the Douchebag mug.Nick Bilton, whose March 10 article in the New York Times managed to explain how to be a digital/electronic douchebag for the audience of the New York Times.
Nick Bilton, of the New York Times, is such an utter douchebag that, in a section of the country and a social class noted for its production of douchebags, he is an instructor of others in how to extend douchebaggery to the digital realm.
by old lang guy March 20, 2013
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by opinion_ November 9, 2016
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Get the Douchebag mug.Someone who surpasses the level of complete idiocy and stupidity and has almost no idea of what they're talking about.
by Noname September 21, 2016
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A device used to administer a douche
A pejorative term for an arrogant or obnoxious person
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A device used to administer a douche
A pejorative term for an arrogant or obnoxious person
Most cost accountants
That pocket protector makes you look like a douchebag
by clint342 December 25, 2014
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