doo doo batter

When you take a nasty diarrhea and it is all liquid and it stinks

“Jim, don’t go to the bathroom for a while, I just cooked up some doo doo batter in there.”

“That’s nasty!”

by farty turds May 25, 2018

doo doo cramps

Gastrointestinal cramps that signify the onset of a major shit

Josh ate three green apples and half an hour later he got the doo doo cramps so bad that he messed his overalls.

by e-boy October 21, 2007

doo-doo chaser

someone who fucks in the ass of a man,woman,child or animal

"u want to fuck me in the ass are u a doo-doo chaser?"

by Alex Forbes April 20, 2003

doo doo butter

Lincoln log-tinged sweat, harvested from the anal crevices of the obese.

Between Delta Burke and Mario Batali, you could scrape up enough doo doo butter to deep-fry Oprah Winey.

by Cousin Buzzin' September 12, 2006

doo-doo butter

watery feces (A.K.A. "splatter shit")

by Paul Thundergod July 23, 2003

doo doo balls

A hair style worn by many africans and african american females consisting of sectioned off twisted peices of hair that are formed into little round cone like figures

girl! look at her doo doo balls! they is fresh to def!!!

by Sheria May 28, 2008

doos

A synonym for the word cunt, frequently used by south african kangaroos in pink boots.

Luke you're such a doos.

by Mr MagicNoPants May 4, 2004