person dodger

Someone who says they'll meet up with someone and then doesn't, on purpose.

Kevin is a person dodger

by erock? December 31, 2005

Dentist Dodger

A Dentist Dodger is someone who has not had a visit to the dentist for so long that their teeth are barely existant.

Guy 1: Hey did you see the new guy James?
Guy 2: Yeah he hasn't got teeth they're all black stumps!
Guy 1: Wow he's a serious dentist dodger!

by GMetcalf September 1, 2009

molly dodger

1.One who passes gas and attempts to smell it.
also:
2.Synonym for Thing-a-ma-jig
also:
3.Synonym for dillweed

1. That guy totally just proved himself a molly dodger by farting and sniffing.
2. Did you see where I put that little molly dodger that went on before this last bolt?
3. Man that kid can sure be a molly dodger

by Tstuvv May 15, 2008

cunt dodger

A cunt dodger is someone who rubs their dick around a woman's cunt, but never actually penetrates her. It's either due to the fact that she's too tight, or she could just be way too filthy to fuck. The cunt dodge is the perfect maneuver to use when a sex crazed teeny bopper gets high on acid and tries to rape you but she is too intoxicated to tell where your dick is, but too fat to get off of you.

1) Aymen claims to have lost his virginity, but his sister says he just cunt dodged her all night.
2) "That bitch Julie likes me a lot. She even pays me money to be seen in public with her. But when it comes time for us to fornicate, I just pull the ol' cunt dodger on her and claim that it's because she's too tight."

by Ghostly August 18, 2008

draft dodger

A person that is brainwashed by his/her College Professors into leaving the USA and moving to Canada to avoid military service.

Rodney left the country and moved to Canada to avoid the Viet Nam war. Rodney has been in Canada for the past 35 years and can not come back to the USA because he is a draft dodger and will be arrested. The Professor is still at the same College working against the USA.

by takethathill August 13, 2006

The Artful Dodger

The best character along with Fagin in the book Oliver Twist by Charels Dickins. And the movie/Musical Oliver! (note this must have an ! or it is not the musical of Oliver Twist)

The artful dodger dodes the police after pick pocketing from wealthy men and womens.

by The Artful Dodger - From Oliver! August 30, 2006

Salad Dodger

A fat ass who eats everything excepts healthy foods like salad

1.Hunter was such a Salad Dodger. MAybe his fatass might not breakeverything he sat on if he ate a salad
2. Maybe if hunter wouldnt of been on top Grant would still be alive

by Chance 242424242424 March 5, 2009