Difdog

The way to greet a bro.

"Hey whatzzup difdog"

by Codingisgreat March 16, 2017

Evil dildo day

Thursday the 23rd.

In the Placebo song "Evil Dildo", the obscene telephone message is left on Thursday the 23rd of an unknown month and year. The day Thursday 23rd is often celebrated as Evil Dildo day by Placebo fans

"Happy evil dildo day!"

by Slackerbiatch November 12, 2009

Squirting Dildo

A dildo that has an ability to squirt liquid out thereby appearing more realistic. Squirting Dildo can be used in a variety of ways by straight or gay couples.

Monica used a squirting dildo to ejaculate all over her girlfriend.

by partel August 28, 2013

unicorn dildo

dildo on head

mate my girlfriend loves a bit of unicorn dildo action naa'mean

ye mate gimme some of that

by david's wood December 22, 2017

Laptop Dildo

Also known as a usb stick, the Laptop Dildo can be used to store/transport items from computer to computer. The Laptop Dildo gets its name from being used in a similar way to a regular dildo, by being inserted and exserted from a hole.

Yo dude, check out my new Laptop Dildo, it has 16GB of storage on it!

by edgy6ellie November 7, 2019

Rusty dildo

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.

"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."

by Robyn Souls December 14, 2020

Uncle Dildo

A male family member who surreptitiously owns/operates an online Adult store.

Yo, what does yo Bro' do?. My bro sells sex toys online like shpoinks an' flugenheimers an' buzz nightgears an' all dat shit, but on the sly and he don't know we know..we call him Uncle Dildo.

by Dildo junior January 27, 2022