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by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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Dicey

A situation that isn't right.
Kinda like dodgy or sketchy.
It is a gamble for the positive outcome to be achieved.
That bridge looks dicey, sure we wont fall through it.
I can't believe he just lost your new Redman cd, thats a bit dicey.
by Diego September 22, 2003
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Ugandian dilemma

a situation in which one must release feces but cannot for fear of others heraing the feces dropping in the toilet - "plop"
At two in the morning I woke up and ran to the bathroom but faced a Ugandian dilemma once there
by beast and stooge December 11, 2003
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Cornholio's Dilemma

The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank or dirtball, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe.

Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.
I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.
by Gabby Johnson March 17, 2008
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Taco Dilemma

If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.

Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?
Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.

His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"
by Tinglystix August 14, 2007
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big dilly

a really big fuckin deal... meaning someone should be taken in the highest reguard possible and worshipped by both bowing at thier feet or surrendering your women to them.
"Yo you see that fly ass mother fucker"
"Yeah man, thats Big Dilly!"
by Megan G baby April 26, 2008
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ding-dong dilly-willy

"Day-mn! that is one huge ding-dong dilly-willy!"
by le Zoomwha XIII July 6, 2005
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