digital transformation

A word used by sales people with limited knowledge of technology to define the movement from an older type of technology to something newer, sparkly and expensive but not necessarily better.

Do you want help with digital transformation of your current set-up to the cloud, all it takes is money, poor project management, staff re-training and if you are lucky, you might have something that is less secure, a pain to administer and at best as awful as what you had before but on someone else's computer

by Utterly Delightful March 27, 2018

Digital withdrawal

When your child has a nervous breakdown and displays physical symptoms because he can’t play with electronics.

Dude, Mark is having a digital breakdown because he’s going through digital withdrawal.

by The Dude named J-Rod December 20, 2018

Digital Howard

An obscure magician’s misdirect. Dates back to the late 1800’s, invented by William Radley and named after famed magician Howard Thurston. Involved creating a spectacle to draw people’s attention, and then using deft pickpocketing skills (digits) to nick as many valuables as possible while people were distracted.

If I tap you on the right shoulder so you look right, and then steal your wallet out of your left pocket, that's a Digital Howard

by Henry Trusseau June 4, 2013

Digitally Acquainted

Social Media term for interacting with someone on a friend level that you have only known through their social media interactions. The interaction occurs only because they are friends or relations of someone you have met physically or someone you met online through a game or other outlet but with whom there is two way interaction.

i am digitally acquainted with Jim. We met as part of a team in Space Race 2000 and message quite frequently.

by themrwhale February 10, 2017

Digital penetration

Basically fingering

“Last night was the first time I experienced digital penetration”
“Please just say they fingered you”

by Be.gay.do.crime January 16, 2022

pity digits

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward

I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.

by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009

digital-axe

Used by people like Bill Gates to stop other programmers from creating a better running, more efficient operating system/software. Also see microsoft.

1. Homer Simpson's internet company, compuglobalhypermeganet got the digital axe by Bill Gates.
2. Apple computers got the digital axe by IBM

by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003