dickward

to be a dick
someone who fucked your mom aka me

i cumt believe you've done this, you dickward

by ifuckedurmom69 February 19, 2017

Dickwashing

An equivalent to whitewashing where one assumes the gender of an unspecified person to be male based on subconscious stereotyping

“Dude if my FBI agent is reading this, he’s gonna be so grossed out.”
“Bro stop dickwashing, what if the FBI agent is a women huh?”

by Gayrey August 17, 2018

Dickade

1. Getting lot's of good dick for the next ten years. 2. An exclamation used at the start of the new decade.

When the ball dropped, i cried out "Happy Dickade"

by pussy cat 21 December 30, 2010

dichwad

a mispelt word of dick wad

kylie done this - she's a dumbass

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

Dickwed

A person beyond stupidity who has no right in the world. Another version of the words 'dickwad' and 'dickweed', however the origin of this word is from a totally non-dickwed. It is not horribly to be called a dickwed, however, may be deemed embarrassing. A dickwed will usually not have any sense in their mind, and will usually make the stupidest of stupid decisions at any time. To be a dickwed is a crime in life, and I would strongly advise you not to act in the way of a dickwed.

Oh my god, that chick is such a DICKWED!

When I ran to the top of the hill and fell backwards without realizing, I felt like such a DICKWED.

by iamamazing21 March 10, 2011

dickwater

Urine from a male person or animal

I drank two beers and pissed a half a gallon of dickwater.

by Roy D May 21, 2006

dickwash

when a lady cleans the cheese from around a mans helmet with the tip of her tongue.

when my girl wants to go out, I just say that I'm not ready, I need to spruce up and have a dickwash.

by greeneyebrows December 10, 2009