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by Yuill November 16, 2011

Audible Diarrhea

A term used to describe something that is extremely unpleasant to the ears. Can be used to describe a really terrible song, a bad speech, an annoying voice etc. Sounds like it came out of someone's asshole

"I hate this song. The person singing it sounds like audible diarrhea."

by Suckmytoes_77 April 21, 2023

diarrhea of the keyboard

Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).

{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.

{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.

by Telephony April 25, 2017

diarrhea sweats

You begin sweating profusely because you have diarrhea and can not yet go. This often becomes worse the closer you become to crapping your pants. Upon relieving oneself the sweats decrease.

No Hillary I can't go to the party tonight I can't keep my makeup on I have a bad case of the diarrhea sweats.

by Dmnnmykah February 22, 2015

Diarrhea Dance

A dance you accidentally start doing when all bathrooms are taken and you have diarrhea nearing the edge of your asshole.

Usually involves swinging of the arms and dramatic walking.

My brother is hogging one bathroom, immersed in his copy of Ender’s Game. Bet he isn’t even shitting!

My father is showering in the other bathroom, and he keeps the door locked! God fucking damnit I need to shit so bad.

Ooogaaa ogaaa— Ah shit it’s coming man. Oh god I’m beginning to diarrhea dance all around the living room. This is so embarrassing. We even have guests over.

by clownsgown September 9, 2020

Surprise Diarrhea

When you either get an instant feeling of diarrhea and cannot make it to the rest room in time or diarrhea starts spewing from your butt hole at any given point in time.

Ryan didn't get any on his first date when he had surprise diarrhea.

by MviaC October 21, 2011

angry diarrhea

extremely painful diarrhea, an inferno in the rectum

Jeff was struck with some angry diarrhea, nearly cried from the pain.

by thejaber January 16, 2011