by Robby H. October 18, 2004

devon thomas just robbed me, but that ok because i managed to put a bullet in that son of a bitch as he was running away.
by ACE OF JIZZ August 19, 2011

Devon Cragle always smells a little like dog, and allot like skank. Also a sleazy, unpleasant person.
by hatchetchop September 25, 2018

Verb. Meaning to have been blessed at birth by genetics that makes one ridiculously attractive. Not to be confused with the literal devon valdez, but rather connotation of thus stated name.
Broad use in northern texas.
Broad use in northern texas.
"Oh man, that girl is so hot she got devon valdez'd in the eye when she was born."
"Sweet jesus, what I would give to be devon valdez'd like that fine piece of ass over there."
"Sweet jesus, what I would give to be devon valdez'd like that fine piece of ass over there."
by XXXCanadianGod<3CS+DV July 16, 2008

Devon cook is a very sweet and kind boy who would never hurts someone . He's really dreamy and would make the perfect boyfriend or best friend he will always try to cheer you up on you worst days he's the perfect guy to know
by Gaffney hester June 1, 2021

by irwinpenguin13 November 13, 2016

An extraordinary man with the most lovely eyes, a wonderful grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always sweet, and ticklish. He has great soul, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, cute, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.
by novelluver October 22, 2013
