Derek

A Derek has many positive and negative qualities...

Negative:
-Appears to be a jackass when first meeting him
-Makes jokes that can cause people to take offense and doesn't lower his voice and often makes these jokes in public
-Obsession with bands like Owl City
-Occasionally doesn't brush his teeth....

Positive:
-Once you get to know him, he is generous and loving
-Cares about his friends and would do anything for them
-Passionate about the things that matter to him
-Encouraging and honest

So...if you can get past first impressions, a Derek is a life long friend. One tip for all Derek's is to step up and tell the girl you like or love how you feel. Stop being so sensitive and just go for it!

"Dude, I can't believe he just said that!"
"You just don't know him yet. Derek is actually a good guy."
"How can you stick up for someone who tells those kinds of jokes?"
"Well...he's a Derek. Under that jackass surface...there's a real sweet heart. He just doesn't show it at all times.."
"A Derek you say...."

by TEAMDEREK! April 7, 2010

Derek

An asshole that doesn't know when too quit

"oh meh gud Derek did ye leave the tolet set up"

by Kryterior January 15, 2019

Deleonardo

Slang for Italian bunghole. Stress is on the last two syllables.

When Luigi dropped the soap in the prison shower, his shaved Deleonardo attracted some unwanted attention.

by Java09876 December 22, 2009

Pulling a Derek

When one pulls the school fire alarm and uses the excuse "I didn't think it would work" when questioned about the incident.

Derek pulled the red lever of the wall, a teacher aproches and asks "Why would you do such a thing" Derek replies "I didn't think it would work". This is known as pulling a Derek

by pokemon master 69 December 26, 2008

Dirty Derek

When having sex with a girl from behind, you gag yourself, making yourself vomit. Use the vomit to lube up your hand, and insert it into the womans ass, fisting her ass while you are doing her doggy style.

Last night, I gave Heather the Dirty Derek. She loved every minute of it.

by Kyle Christie July 20, 2008

Derekk

Totally amazing, Freaking awesome hair, Great personality, Sexy, Cool, Laid back, Enjoys life,Is a total freak, Smells really good, Has an amazing smile, Beautiful eyes, Can totally fall in love with this kid, Likes to have fun with pick up lines, And is totally amazing at giving compliments. This kid is often loved by all who meet him!

Paris: Did you see Derekk? He was looking sexy!
Nicole: Well duh, it is Derekk your talking about.

by TinaTirade<3 January 12, 2009

Derek

Derek, ahhhh hands down the most amazing person to exist. You are my person all the way, Derek although you are your basic Aries you have grown into such a perfect man, the one that I am going to marry to be exact. This year has morphed into what will be forever. 2018 was very rocky we both know that, some situations so tough and usually ones that tear others apart. But not us. We are still standing today and stronger than ever. Happy 1 year Anniversary to you my lovey. Thank you for being everything and so much more than I can ask for. You are always the one there for me through everything and I hope I am that person for you. I wouldn't want to be anywhere in this world with anyone besides you. You were placed in my life at the time you were for a reason, and look at us now we have so much goals together. We both want to get married, grow together, save people and every creature on this planet just as you saved me. You brought me out of a dark time, a time of change a time where I was lost within myself and not only did I find myself but I found me through my bestfriend & my soulmate.

"Omg is that Derek?" "UGHHH just look at him!! He's perfect"
"I am going to marry himmmm."
"Derek? yep thats my bestfriend."

by Miss Madison December 4, 2018