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Like This Definition Please

Please like this. I'm desperate. Please. Please. PLEASE LIKE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

please?
Person 1: Hey this definition is great! I'm going to like it!
Person 2: Me to! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD SHOULD LIKE IT. NOW. Like this definition please.
by JustBeingMe.Dealwithit. March 31, 2019
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definitely maybe

1994, Oasis & possibly the greatest debut album by any band or artist ever.

the track listing is

1. Rock 'n' roll star
2. Shakermaker
3. Live forever
4. Up in the sky
5. Columbia
6. Supersonic
7. Bring it on down
8. Cigarettes & alcohol
9. Digsy's dinner
10. Slide away
11. Married with children
12.Sad Song ( On Lp versions )

The Album which marked the start of the Brit Pop Era.
Noel thinks that definitely maybe is the greatest debut album ever, and wonders why people think morning glory is so much better. Why buy Morning Glory when you can buy definitely maybe. Or if your mad fer it why not buy both?
by FuZ February 3, 2005
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Masturbatory definition

A masturbatory definition is a self-definition written by someone with a low self esteem or a huge ego. These definitions almost always exaggerate the attractiveness and/or sexual prowess of the subject. They are so named not because they involve a person actually jacking off to their definition (although they often do), but rather because, like masturbation itself, they serve no purpose other than satisfying the one person involved. Urban Dictionary is rife with these definitions, despite the "don't name your friends" policy, presumably because people who write masturbatory definitions have no friends.
Jack showed his peers the masturbatory definition he wrote for himself last night in hopes that they would find him a little more bearable.
by Psycho Robot April 25, 2010
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Dick Deficiency

When a girl goes too long without dick, which leads to personality changes, like being hangry. Symptoms include:
Bitchyness
Being irrational

Angry for no reason
Bethany has been bitchy ever since she broke up with her boyfriend, she must have a dick deficiency.
by Squilysquil October 25, 2016
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Political definition

An Urban Dictionary definition about politics.
Usually biased, it tends to have a neat-ish balance of likes and dislikes.
*a political definition*

likes: 9542 dislikes:9542

"perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
by muggingfrenchturtle December 14, 2020
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totally definitely real 100% not clickbait

a sarcastic way of saying something is obviously fake/ a joke
guys i got 10 billion robux totally definitely real 100% not clickbait
by capythany April 28, 2023
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there aren't any definitions for

Something you search when you're really bored on Urban Dictionary.

Or something you search when you don't have a life(like me) Cri
There aren't any definitions for your face
by A human with a face January 30, 2018
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