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Desperate Housewife

A shot; when you empty a bottle of pills into a glass of whiskey and just down it, and then you lie down somewhere and wonder what will happen to you.
On the Whiskey Tour, we got so drunk we almost let Mike take a Desperate Housewife, but then told him not to.
by Formina Sage July 24, 2010
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desperate texting

The act of sending a forwarded text to everyone on your contacts saying something like heeyy whuttssupp!?!?! because you have nothing better to do than talk to people you probably dont give a shit about because no one ever texts you first.
(text from Jenny): fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: HEYY WHUTTSUUPP!?!?!

(a group of 5 girls at a party hear their phones go off at the same time)
Minnie: goddamn Jenny needs to stop fucking desperate texting us all the time.
by ycnan si eman ym February 22, 2009
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Deemer

An idiot. Someone who fucks up all the time and never succeeds in life. Deemer's generally fail at life, over and over again, yet never realize it.
"Hey man, I heard Mackenzie got pregnant again, even after she took 9 weeks of that Abstinence course."
"What a deemer!"
by Connor Dui April 17, 2008
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desperate

When you're extremely insecure, overweight and unnatractive. You can't get attention from women in real life because of your ugly looks so you go on myspace and online dating sites to try to get attention because you're so fat and hideous.
Vitale was so desperate for attention and sex starved from women he went on myspace and solicited underage girls. How desperate.
by jimne3 April 21, 2008
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desperate

Texting someone ten minutes after you got their number.
"I gave her my number like ten minutes ago, and she's already texted me....."

"dude, forget her. She's just desperate."
by mnmshead April 10, 2013
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Desperate Bicycles

Coolest fucking punk band ever. DIY punk at it's purest. They made weird songs that were totaly different from anything else going on. check them out that's all can say.

It was easy, It was cheap, GO AND DO IT!!!!
dude 1 - so what did you think of the desperate bicycles recordings i gave you.

dude 2 - the next day after hearing them i was so fucking inspired i learned a bunch of instruments and made my own weird songs.
by desperate bicycles fan August 23, 2008
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Demper

Stupid, Slow And Down-right Spakaa!
Have You Seen That Sam! Hes A Right Demper! o_O
by AliciaLovesBill July 6, 2009
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