Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend

Lovely person who is not judgemental or deceptive. An inspiration to us all.

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by Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend August 4, 2003

deceptacon

Ever seen someone (a stranger) from behind and at a distance and thought, "Man, She/He is HOT!!!!" ?
Then suddenly have that person turn around around and realise that they are TOTALLY NOT????

That person is a "deceptacon".

Man, check out that hot chic over there. Hold on, OMG she's a total 'deceptacon'.

by HDD May 24, 2007

Decepticon

A misused or misinterpreted emoticon.

Last night was really fun!!! :| <- Decepticon
Grandma is in the hospital! :) <- Decepticon
I loved the perfume you got me for Christmas!:S <-Decepticon

by Snichols77 December 31, 2011

battling the Decepticon

Another way of describing masturbation. More commonly when talking about Transformers fans. The semen is then refered to as Energon. If done in the bathroom, the toilet becomes the Space Bridge. Decepticons are the bad guys from Transformers.

"After Rick saw that hot babe with the DD breasts, he ran into the bathroom and started battling the Decepticon."
"How do you know?"
"There was Energon in the Space Bridge."

by William Gilson August 29, 2006

Defetion

To be defeated in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Tim: So how did that game go Slater?
Slater: Total defetion

by Jim "The Dangle" Johnston January 9, 2010

Porn defection squad

A group of people who go around and talk to people and try to get them to defect from "normal" society and join the porn scene movement. They do the by telling them how great life is with all that free sex and inviting them to there orgies ect.

Lets go talk to that porn defection squad.

by Deep blue 2012 April 12, 2010

decepticon

sexual position
when two girls scissor on top of your penis.
if the aforementioned women are giving blowjobs to two other men. the decepticon has turned into a megatron.

Dan: I got sydney and hillary really drunk last night and got a decepticon.

Jordan: you are god.

by ProperHardcore September 18, 2009