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Mathew Danish

A dumb fat wetback with a small penis and big fat head, he can't even walk upright.
Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Danish, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!
by Gambit820 October 21, 2019
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Danilo Danaschi

MC Danilo Danaschi is a rapper who grew up in Wiedikon. The rapper known among scene insiders as Danilo, established himself alongside greats like Money Matter in the circle of Zurich street musicians. His lyrics convince with lyrical punch and poetic depth. Often you don't know whether you're dealing with a poem by Rilke or a text by Danilo.
Was that Danilo Danaschi or Rilke?
by Antiplebejer March 16, 2022
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dankstorm

dankstorm is

when some black ass nigga goes all 420 ballistic shit and blazes too much smoke
aww sheit im in a dankstorm
by nbfbsdb January 4, 2016
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danksgiving

Just the popular holiday, Thanksgiving, only prepared with weed as the key ingrediant in every dish. A very fun way to celebrate your blessings.
Ex.1

"Hey did you hear, Jack's mom is having Danksgiving at her house this year."

"Yeah, she's marinating the whole bird in weed. Should be sweet."

Ex.2

"Thursday is Thanksgiving with my family, then Friday is Danksgiving with my friends. 'Tis the season."
by hellahella November 10, 2008
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Cheese Danish

filling someone's ear with spooge, creating a delicious, swirled, creamy treat.
She was laying on her side when I blew my load, so I aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish
by Sherf Turlet December 28, 2005
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Danogasm

When Dan is so enamored of his own self righteous glory that he blows a load in his pants every time he looks at himself in a mirror or thinks about himself in the third person.
Dan was walking down the street when all of a sudden he spotted himself, and there it happened a sudden satisfying Danogasm!!!!!!
by Mr. Candy February 21, 2009
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Prune Danish

When a male walks around wearing nothing but tighty whities and he intentionally gives himself a front wedgie aka camel toe by equally splitting his ballsack in half with each testicle popping and hanging out of the left and right leg holes of the underwear. Said act is performed for self-admiration by looking at it in a mirror, an act of disrespect or defiance or as a practical joke in an individual or group setting.
Example 1: Right after his shower, Carl loves putting on his tighty whities and tugging them up to his chest giving himself a Prune Danish and admiring his testicular symmetry.

Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.

Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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