dalman

To really bugger something up/for something to go wrong/to make a bodge job of a simple task

"my car's being a dalman and i can't get to work"

or

"i'm not ignoring you, facebook chat is being a dalman"

by westicles69 February 4, 2010

inside out mushroom dalmation

When a man blows his load in spots on something dark colored (most likely clothing) so that when it dries, you have an inside out dalmation.

(must be high on 'shrooms!!)

Veronica: Yesterday my boyfriend was high on shrooms and made my panties inside out mushroom dalmations! And he was soo high that he thought that puppies were coming out of my twat!!!

by JALMENY March 4, 2007

collateral damage

This phenomenon occurs when you drop a turd and the impact of the poo on the water sprays your butt-cheeks with a mocha coloured combination of dookie and toilet water. Most of the time collateral damage occurs when slaying diarrhea, since the glugy like substance enters the water at a fast rate thus creating alot of spray. Furthermore collateral damage occurs when taking a huge, but clean and fast individual log that enters the water in such a manner that it creates a fluctuation in water surface sending water particles to your ass. This is a weird sensation and is most effectively avoided by laying a thin layer of toilet paper in the toilet giving your beazley a smooth landing surface. Also this phenomenon can be avoided by dropping a grogan, which is a marvel if achieved since only the strong and the wise can do this.

"My ass is wetter than an indonesian swamp after that collateral damage"

"I just slopped the fattest diarrhea which caused monstrous collateral damage"

"Theres collateral damage all over the bathroom wall after i dropped that insane beazley!"

by beazley ripper ft. G napes May 25, 2010

Damage

When someone calls out another for being a poser, or posturing to look like someone else.

"I see you have dyed yr hair black."
"Yeah, Cassidy ...what about it."
"You have Morticia Addams damage, right? You think yr her right?"
"Just shut up, Cassidy."

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

damageplan

Damageplan was an innovative speed metal band from Texas that was formed by drummer Vinnie Paul and guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott, both formerly of 90s metal legends Pantera. They were joined by Pat Lachman (formerly of the Halford band) on vocals and Bob Zilla playing bass. Their first (and only) album, New Found Power, was released in the USA on February 10, 2004. In a sad strange coincidence, on December 8, 2004 (the 24th anniversary of the murder of John Lennon of the Beatles by a deranged fan), crazed fan Nathan Gale,25, jumped on the stage during a Damageplan show at the Alrosa Villa nightclub in Columbus, Ohio (my hometown), as the band began performing its first song. The lunatic Gale shot to death Dimebag Darrell instantly, and then also killed fan Nathan Bray, 23; club employee Erin Halk, 29; and security official Jeff Thompson, 40. Gale was shot dead by Columbus police officer James Niggemeyer, thus preventing more deaths and saving lives. Officer Niggemeyer was commended for stopping a bloodshed and is a genuine bonafide hero.

Damageplan disbanded after Dimebag Darrell was murdered in the Alrosa Villa tragedy.

R.I.P.

"Dimebag" Darrell Abbott 1966 - 2004
Nathan Bray 1981 - 2004
Erin Halk 1975 - 2004
Jeff Thompson 1964 - 2004

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 20, 2008

Damana

To not know how to pronounce or reference something.

Something to say if you don't know the answer to the question.

Have you seen Arnold Schz? DAMANA last movie.

Person#1"What is the capital of Peru?"

Person#2 "uhmmm, DAMANA!!"

by Zabooguy April 6, 2009

krollateral damage

to inadvertently cause harm to a loved one through your own thoughtless and/or venial and/or petty actions against someone else.

suzie's mom became the krollateral damage after suzie's ex forwarded her the photos that suzie sent him of her balling her new dude.

(named for the now-infamous chuck kroll, who got his wife fired from 1-800-flowers after sending a death threat using her company email account.)

by aarrgghh August 12, 2008