Damon

a Justin bieber-esque guy whos like 2 feet tall and cries a lot and has fish eyes, wears teel skinny jeans that are his sisters and is a regular heart breaker who likes to stare at himself in the mirror. and is frequently called a fag by his sister and everyone he meets.

Sister: DAMON gimme my fuckin pants you little fag!
Damon: wait im not doen with the mirror! (shatter)

by kartata December 28, 2010

Johnny Damon

A 1992 draft pick by the Kansas City Royals, who at the end of 2000 got traded to Oakland A's and after one season in Oakland, he got traded to the Boston Red Soxs. He played centerfield for the Red Soxs until the end of the 2005 season. Like it or not, Damon was traded to the Yankees because of a offer that appealed to him more. Damon was a fan favorite in Boston and tons were devistated once they heard the news.

Johnny Damon was traded to the New York Yankees from the Boston Red Soxs a year after they won the World Series.

by Walter Burgess January 16, 2006

damon

A bastardized version of the name Damion. Generally used by lazy parents who cbf writing that 'i' on their social security baby-claim forms.

Husband: 'Hey wife, let's call our son Damion'
Wife: 'Screw that, it's way too long, how about Joe?'
Husband: 'Let's compromise, why don't we call him Damon? It's shorter you know.'
Wife: 'That's pro, Damon it is'

by Groofy March 3, 2008

Matt Damon

A gorgeous male who needs to get married to me.

Matt Damon is so damn FINE!

by Stully March 8, 2004

damon & bethany

The perfect couple. <3

Damon & Bethany are so cute. I can't handle it.

by Monej09 December 16, 2013

danoontje

Thin but still a thicke, sexy aspecially her long black hair

She will always be my Danoontje

by Camil Toe February 5, 2018

Damontey

Damontey’s are ver smart and funny and they know how to make you laugh and feel good.Damontey’s are also very very fine🥵.There also lightskin too...it’s rare to see a dark skin Damontey.

Girl have you seen Damontey with his fine ass

by Damontey June 8, 2019